What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 08:13

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Do Indian guys like African girls?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
What is truer than that which is true?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s